Got dick pics? A study by security firm McAfee found that 49 percent of Americans have sexted. To better understand the mind-set of why men Snapchat us these mini-masterpieces, we asked them. Nothing more arousing than that. Any fella who says otherwise is totally lying! When all the hints of my desperation have been sent verbally or in text, the logical next move is the dick pic.
My move used to be done purely in person: Get half-erect, involve my dick into the conversation somehow, and then urge her to feel it, under the guise of it being almost scientific to do so. Some dicks are deal-breakers while others seal the deal in a few seconds. A picture is worth a thousand words, and we are living in a world of Twitter-length messaging.
Get to the point. I like dick pics cause the camera makes your wang look bigger. Plain and simple. Take a few, narrow it down to the top three, and send away. Save the good ones to use later, you never know when you might have to send one out when your current dick state is not up to par. My very close straight girlfriend regularly sends me the photos she receives from her conquests, so I reap the rewards too. I did, however, send out a picture of my peen in — the days of dial-up internet and AOL.
I was 18 and wanted a critique of my package. This was snapped with an external webcam, remember those? I sent it to two gay friends. Most initial interactions are by phone and text. If the conversation gets sexual, it feels natural at times to give the girl a visual of my arousal.
In a world of tragic penises, I have a stun-gun of a phallus. I knew the gay manager from another bar he worked at years before. I had his number and sent him a pic of my cock. My girlfriend got the job. My dick helped pay the rent. In the gay world, a dick pic is the equivalent of small talk, especially on any sort of sex app. But having three more hours of work left there was nothing I could do right then to help her so we starting explicitly texting about what would be going down later on that night, until she said to send her a dick pic so she can masturbate.
I was now horny as hell and happy to oblige since I was now walking around with a stiff erection. I think I sent about four pics at various angles. After that, whenever the mood struck I would send her a dick pic, and it would drive her crazy until I would get home. I always feel out the situation to see if it will be well-received. As much as men assume that women will see a dick pic and immediately orgasm, it is yet another of our many failures. If unsolicited, it looks lame and desperate.
If solicited, you had better resurrect Stanley Kubrick to shoot it to keep it from looking like a truck-stop memoir. Why do men send them? Dumb and horny. Already a subscriber? Log in or link your magazine subscription. Account Profile. Sign Out. Photo: Getty Images. Tags: dick pics mansplaining dating tinder online dating sexting More. Most Viewed Stories. Best of The Cut.
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